Ivanka Trump wants to teach me her secrets of success.
If you can’t read that tiny text above Ivanka’s head, here’s a closeup.
Whoopee! I can learn her self-made millionaire secrets, which probably boil down to, “I’m really good at picking my parents.”
But the wrapper on this piece of candy was the first sentence of the accompanying brochure.
“4”? I have no response to that.
I like the “4”.
Me, too. In fact, this sort of crap usually has a trash-without-opening appointment, but for some reason I did indeed open it, and read the “4”. Once I had read that, I couldn’t help but read the rest to see what it was they were selling.
I love/hate when people use quotes in a bizarre way. Is it a strange concept to people?