Apparently, My Wife is an evil, elitist, america-hating communist.
My favorite part of this article is the “Crimes by Professors” section. They couldn’t find anyone denied promotion for stealing reams of paper?
Edit 0715:
Were you aware, Peter, that 95% of our schoolteachers are members of a secret Atheist cabal dedicated to brainwashing our precious innocent children, and the remaining five percent are astro-vampires?
If a professor can be considered a school teacher, can I be part of the 5% that are astro-vampires? I’m not so sure my Atheist cabal dedicated to brainwashing students is so secret!