Through intimidation, mockery and cajoling, I’ve managed to get people to do all of my work and supply me with numerous entries in my 24 Character Joke contest (Prize is Cookies!).
Here are what I’ve selected as the top five:
- Dr said run 4 my health
- It’s just a flesh wound
- Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
- Oral thermometers only
- Well, doesn’t this suck!
Don’t vote here! Notice I’ve turned off commenting. Go over there, to your right, and vote in the poll. Whichever one gets the most votes will be on my RoadID and the author will get some cookies from me. I make a mean chocolate chip cookie, but I’d be open to other selections.
The poll will be open for a week. I’m kinda partial myself to “Ia! Ia! Cthulu Fhtagn!” and “Well, doesn’t this suck!” but I only get one vote, also.