• Intelligent Smoking?

    Doing my morning read of the NY Times headlines email, I noticed the following article, “A Warning on Hazards of Secondhand Smoke.” Inside this article is found,

    “I am here to say the debate is over: the science is clear,” Dr. Carmona said at a televised news conference…

    Whoah! Whoah! Science? Since when does science have anything to do with public policy.

    Better yet, where are the Intelligent Design nutjobs coming out of the woodwork to assist Big Tobacco in teaching the controversy. This seems like a perfect opportunity for them to show that cancer caused by smoking is “only a theory.”

  • Blog Splurge!

    I’ve been cleaning up my to-be-blogged-about list today, as you can tell if you read my blog. What with Rush Limbaugh being detained and the Israeli Defence Force moving into Gaza and all the other crap going on in the world (like this) it is sometimes difficult to talk about something cheerful and fun.

    Like the story of Mr. Gorsky, which is not true, but still an amusing story. Plus, I like the crater.

  • Not-so Random Acts

    This link puts me into mind of a comment a friend made today. “People just don’t do things for each other anymore.”

    I’m glad that’s not entirely true.

    As posted by Binxcat.

  • Pressure Tanks Are Not Playthings

    “Holy Pressure Vessels Batman!”

    Don’t do this at home. Gas pressure is not necessarily your friend. Take this article for example. This guy was killed by the air pressure alone. 140 pounds per square inch across your chest (approximately 12″x12″ on me = 144 square inches) will come out to be 10 tons of force on some important parts of your body.

    So, if you’re retreading tires, please be careful.

  • WWAD

    What Would Aslan Do?

    This link has been sitting in my “to blog about” folder for a while. It neatly sums up my feelings concerning the media warriors and their interpretations of the facts surrounding us.

    I hate being lumped in with a group and then told what I think. The problem stems from the old quote attributed to Benjamin Disraeli, “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Give me enough data and I can prove anything, or at least seem to prove anything. Correlation does not imply causality, and just because Chronicles of Narnia did so well worldwide is not because we are all secretly seeking our savior.

    What would Aslan do? Aslan would probably tell us to go jump off a cliff. Sometimes a movie is just a movie.

    I wonder what it means that I’m such a big fan of Forrest Gump?

  • Rush to Vitamin V!

    Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for possessing Viagra without a prescription.

    Eh?

    I’m probably the second-to-last person on planet Freak to defend Rush Limbaugh (because he is a total nutjob), but this is a little over the top. What the heck is Homeland Security doing? Reading everyone’s prescription pill bottles to make sure they are carrying their own and not the ones prescribed for Osama Bin Laden? Is one pill bottle a matter of importance to Customs? Is this normal procedure? Questions, questions, questions.

    The story does not go into details of the actual search, so I’m assuming he was searched for normal reasons, but for them to compare names on that bottle seems like going the extra mile. If the dude needs Vitamin V to make the beast with two backs, then for gu’s sake, let him! If it’s not his prescription, and he’s taking it without a doctor’s order, than his health problems will be just that: His.

    Let him get back on the radio and rant about people who are doing drugs and hiring illegals and all that hypocritical stuff. The government has got better things to do than worry about him. Once the Democrats are back in power, then they can really persecute him.

  • Two (at least) Harry Potter Characters Die

    According to the canonical source, Ms. J. K. Rowling, author of the series, Harry Potter and the *, two characters (at least) will croak in the seventh and final book. From an article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

    During an interview broadcast Monday on Britain’s Channel Four, Rowling revealed that at least two characters will buy it but was careful not to say who.

    The author also noted that the last chapter of the seventh book was written awhile ago.

    “The final chapter is hidden away, although it’s now changed very slightly,” she said in the interview. “One character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn’t intend to die.”

    Hmmmm…

    <SPECULATION>
    Methinks that she has always intended Voldemort to be killed in this last book, so that bumps the minimum number of character deaths to three, given a reading of that last line above. Questions will now abound about who the other two are.

    Of course, she has a lot of people to choose from. There’s all the members of the Order of the Phoenix. It could be Lupin or Moody or a dozen other people. If, like some of us believe, the seventh book still revolves around Hogwarts, any of the teachers are fair game, plus all the students, people in Hogsmead, etc. And don’t forget the character cast from the Ministry! Literally, there are dozens of “characters” that might find their way under Ms. Rowlings diabolical pen. When she said “characters” she might have been throwing us ye olde vermillion herring. She didn’t say “main characters” after all.

    For my money:

    • Voldemort dies, killed by Harry by way of the prophecy and Voldemort’s interpretation of it.
    • Snape dies, in a final act of “redemption” in order to save Harry. This dovetails from Harry’s ruminations in The Half Blood Prince regarding all of the people who have sacrificed themselves for him (Dad, Mom, Sirius, Dumbeldore). Snape will be the final card in that flush, I think. Although, Snape might possibly get the “reprieve” mentioned above. And, I quotated “redemption” because I don’t believe that Snape is part of the Dark Side. I think he’s following some deep plan of Dumbledore’s.
    • Moody dies. This is just a guess, but that man wouldn’t be happy dying in his bed. He’d be more likely to go out in a blaze of glory, battling the Death Eaters.

    I do not think that J.K.Rowling will kill Harry or Ginny, Ron, or Hermione, although I’m a bit up in the air concerning Ginny. No, now that I think about it, I don’t think Ginny will be killed.

    </SPECULATION>

    That’s about it for me. Feel free to speculate on your own time.

    OH OH OH! I almost forgot…

    <SPOILER>

    Beware of Spoilers! If you’ve been living under a rock, you probably don’t know of what I am about to speak…

    Where are the Horcruxes (Horcrucae? Horcruces?)? It is commonly accepted amongst H.P. fans that R.A.B., who placed the note into the locket retrieved at the end of Half Blood Prince was Regulus Black, who was a death eater and was killed after he tried to back out of his evil commitments.

    I recently re-read the series and noticed that the locket we are all assuming is the real horcrux (found in the cabinet in the living room of Black Manor in Order of the Phoenix) was being cleaned up at the time of mention! They were placing all the things found in that cabinet into bags and then…who knows? What did they do with the bags? Where did the locket go? The next scene in that room implies that there wasn’t anything left in the cabinets, if the cabinets themselves were even still there. So, will Harry Potter be going dumpster diving to find the next horcrux? We shall see…

    </SPOILER>

    And speaking of speculation, I can’t be alone thinking that the final horcrux that Voldemort intended to make with Harry’s death when he was a child is now resident in Harry’s scar. Yes? No? Anyone?

  • Snakes on a Blog

    The NY Times had a short blurb this morning concerning Snakes on A Blog, and I am sending you there because it’s highly amusing.

    The NY Times article was not about the Snakes on a Blog, per se, but about an experience that the fellow who runs it had with Comcast. Apparently, and this is all lined out on the blog, a Comcast repairman came to work on his internet connection, then fell asleep while trying to get a call through to his own company’s technical service. A video is posted.

    Oops.

  • American Gods

    I finished American Gods, yesterday. It was pretty good, although it made me wish I was more familiar with Norse, Native American, Indian, Irish, French, German, etc., mythology before I read the book.

    Quick synopsis: Immigrants brought with them their Gods. America is not a good place for Gods. Gods need to do something to survive. Go.

    It is not a slam-bam wow book, but it is good. I would recommend it.

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