• Splinter Blog/Podcast

    You may have noticed over the past few months that I’ve been alluding to a new project. That project is now live and in color. It is called Talking Traffic and is a podcast/blog site designed to bring some clarity to the confusion that often arises when I talk to people about what I do for a living.

    The reason for this is two-fold: One, I think it’s useful for people to know some of the basics behind transportation engineering, as the topic is often featured in the media and political debates. Two, maybe (just maybe) someone who listens to the podcast will come to one of the public information meetings I am present at as a consultant and I won’t have to ever-so-nicely disagree with them over a point of engineering. Instead of educating them there, I can educate them here (well, over at Talking Traffic)

    This blog, The Evil Eyebrow, will revert to being more of a personal endeavor, divorced partially from my professional life, which has been notably featured in the This Week in Traffic postings and other essays about infrastructure. Of course, I won’t be sending all of the random postings I do concerning highways, bridges, railroads, and airports to Talking Traffic; some of it won’t belong there. And you can expect to see some crossposting back and forth from both sites.

    Hopefully everyone who reads The Evil Eyebrow will enjoy both this site and the new one.

  • Talking Traffic is Live!

    crossposted from Talking Traffic

    Tonight at midnight, 0000 local time August 6, the first episode of the Talking Traffic podcast will be up. What does this mean?

    Most of the traffic- and transportation-themed postings at The Evil Eyebrow will now be posted here instead (possibly crossposted back to The Eyebrow).
    This blog/podcast will be undergoing tweaking for thematic purposes, and suggestions are appreciated. I realize that the format is a bit plain at the moment.
    I intend this to be a twice monthly podcast, but you know how things go with respect to time. Perhaps they will come faster, maybe slower.
    Any suggestions that people have regarding topics are also greatly appreciated. I happen to know what I like to discuss, but I’m an industry insider and may not have the best grasp on what somebody looking in from outside would be fascinated by.
    Please alert me if you find anything on the site that is broken or confusing. I hope you enjoy the podcasts!

  • The Call of Cthulhu

    Finally! It’s only been about twenty years since I first ran across Cthulhu, in the form of the role playing game Call of Cthulhu, in which if your character is not dead or insane by game’s end, you haven’t been trying hard enough. Now I’ve finally read the original short story that this is all based upon, The Call of Cthulhu, but by H.P. Lovecraft. It was definitely a picturesque scene of horror where Mr. Lovecraft lovingly described the Old One who would rise from the deeps to liberate and devour humanity.

    Now I can truly say I’m a geek.

  • Scifi Summer Movie Project

    Way back at the beginning of the summer I posted a list of scifi movies that I either needed to see, or see again. Let’s see how I’ve been doing.

    • Gattaca: Nope
    • Blade Runner**: Nope
    • Digitally scragged Return of the Jedi (I was so fed up with Lucas after his “improvement” of episode IV and V that I never went to see VI): Nope
    • Akira: Nope
    • The Last Mimzy: Yes, but it was a bit disappointing. It was an excellent tale, with good CGI, but it seemed a bit hollow from a science fiction perspective. Much ado was made about the kid brother being “the engineer” and then…nothing. Also (spoiler……) if all the future Earth peoples needed was a bit of DNA, why didn’t the Mimsy go and swap it’s furry hand through the kid’s mouth while she was sleeping?
    • The Animatrix: Nope
    • Time Bandits**: Nope
    • King Kong (the original): Nope
    • The Day the Earth Stood Still**: Nope
    • THX 1138: Finally saw this. It was exceptionally strange to watch, not only because it is a strange movie, but because I’m a huge star wars fan, and a lot of the same sound and visual effects that Lucas uses in episodes 4-6 are present in this film. Was very deja vu-ish.
    • Soylent Green (is people!): Amusing and campy. I’m still wondering why Charlton Heston’s character had a huge apartment that he shared with one person while there were people living on his stairway.
    • The Terminal Man: Nope
    • Robocop** (I saw this at a very impressionable age and it gave me nightmares. I’d probably enjoy it more, now): Nope
    • Bicentennial Man (we briefly saw the filming of this as we drove on 101 Hwy 1 in CA): Nope
    • The Thirteenth Floor: Excellent movie. Based off the same book Simulacra and Simulations as the Matrix was.
    • Red Planet: Nope
    • 28 Days Later: Nope
    • The Butterfly Effect: Nope
    • Thunderbirds: Nope
    • Children of Men (after I finish the book): Nope, and haven’t finished the book, either.
    • The Fountain: Nope
    • Ultraviolet: Yes, but I was heartily disappointed. I didn’t ever read this comic, and I think you needed to in order to appreciate the film.

    I don’t think I’m going to finish the list by the end of summer, but the year is still young!

    *There may be some films on this list that don’t qualify as “science fiction” in some fans’ minds. That’s ok. Make your own list! And keep in mind this is not some Top 10 or Top 100 list, an exercise I find is a bit meaningless on the hugely interactive web because no two people will ever agree on the contents of those lists.

    **Seen it at least once. Barely recall the plot

    ***Astute readers will note that most of this is a chronological/alphabetical list taken piecemeal from wikipedia

  • This Week in Traffic: 5 August 2007

    Innovative Vehicles

    If you click on anything on this list, you must see this picture…

    Don’t Have Sex with Signs

    Or you’ll be arrested.

    Using Frito Lay Ingredients to Toughen Concrete

    SciGuy reports on using Sodium Acetate to seal the inevitable voids in concrete pavement.

    Evaluation of Google and Yahoo Traffic Maps

    PC World looks at the traffic finding capabilities of Google Maps and Yahoo.

    Lean/Mean Manufacturing and Non-Value Added Activities

    Ron Pereira at Lean Six Sigma Academy opines that transportation activites do not add value. I can’t argue that moving an airplane wing from one location to another doesn’t add value to the product, but does it add value to the company? Or the community? Maybe.

  • Hacking your Office Cardreader

    The Defcon security conference is going on, and one of the demonstrations showed how you can hack your way through a stardard office card reader door lock with preparation and a bit of knowhow.

    Thankfully, the only thing there is to steal in my office is equipment, but I’m sure law firms would be interested to know about this. Lots of sensitive information in those buildings.

  • I-35W Bridge Collapse, Minneapolis

    If you look at any news feed in the US, whether it’s internet, cable, network, newspaper, whatever, I’m sure you’re aware of the bridge collapse in Minneapolis/St. Paul of the Interstate 35W bridge over the Mississippi river. At the moment, there is no report on a cause, and they are still recovering cars from the river this morning. I35W Bridge The Interstate bridge is the one on the left in this image (taken from Google Maps! thanks, Google) with eight lanes of traffic. I can’t find a reliable estimate on the daily traffic across this bridge; several sources note “between 100,000 and 200,000 vehicles per day” which is a bunch of crap. That’s such a huge range, it’s worthless. If I were forced to guess, I’d say the traffic on this bridge was around 150,000 vpd, but that is just a guess.

    Discounting the trauma of this incident, the impact upon traffic patterns between St.Paul and Minneapolis will be huge. Interstates are built to provide the maximum mobility (ability to move long distances at speed with high numbers of vehicles per lane per hour) while the roadway next to it in the image above will be designed to permit a great deal more access (ability to link to adjacent routes and properties) which cuts down on the number of vehicles that can traverse the roadway within a given amount of time. I’m glad I don’t live on that roadway right now, it has just doubled its traffic, at least.

    Once the recovery of vehicles and victims is complete, I will be interested to see how the Minnesota DOT handles the reconstruction of this bridge. There was a recent similar disaster on I-40 across the Arkansas river which killed 14 and closed I-40 for 2 months. That collapse was due to a barge collision with a bridge pier. From what I can see in the images at this website, I think there may be more involved with the reconstruction in this case, not helped by the location which is in the center of a large urban area. I doubt that the I-35W bridge was up to the current standards for bridge construction since it was constructed in 1967. Usually, putting together plans for a bridge such as this one would take at least a year, but MDOT does not have that sort of time.

    I don’t currently know where the reports are, but I seem to recall that of all the tens of thousands of bridges in the US, about 50% are considered structurally deficient like this one was. “Structurally Deficient” does not mean “In danger of imminent collapse” but it does mean that the bridge in question should be upgraded or replaced on an expedited basis. Unfortunately, given the state of transportation funding across the nation, many bridges on the deficient list are being ignored due to money constraints. Also, keep in mind that the list of deficient bridges includes every single bridge in the country, including those ancient log bridges on a dirt road in the boonies. The National Highway System is usually maintained in a better-than-average condition than county roads.

    More food for thought: The same list of deficient infrastructure includes dams and levees, which have a much greater chance of causing serious harm or death if they collapse.

  • I'm Broadcasting Psychic Turbulence into Upstate New York

    Chris has been receiving my brainwaves. He needs to wear his tinfoil hat1 to keep me from taking over his brain and utilizing his body as my diabolical zombie-esque servant.

    1No Warranty is expressed or implied concerning the utility or efficacy of this product. Any alien abductions will be attributed to incorrect manufacture. No zombies were harmed in the creation of this posting. All rights rejected. Do not place in eye.

  • This Week in Traffic: 2 August 2007

    Global Warming all Bad?

    If, as posited, global climate change causes the norther polar icecap to disappear entirely (or even partially) new shipping routes will open up from Europe to Asia; the fabled Northwest Passage will be open. The US Coast Guard will need to redeploy to handle the shipping.

    Traffic Helicopter Loses Power, Crashes

    It’s not a good week for News copters. First two collided over Phoenix, Arizona, killing everyone, then this one goes down in Grand Prairie, Texas.

    Houston Citizens Transportation Coalition

    Many cities across the US attempt to mobilize their citizenry to supply input into major projects that affect them and their neighborhoods. From my perspective as a traffic engineer, it’s always helpful to win over the locals before presenting a project to everyone; you will have advocates with automatic credibility arguing for your side, which saves time and effort (or the entire project). Houston has a citizens advisory committee for transportation concerns.

    Bad Year for Bridges in California

    I’m not superstitious; I don’t think things come in threes, but if they do, what bridge collapse is next in California?
    EDIT: I composed this entry before the Minneapolis bridge collapse. I predict that the professional societies I attend will go through another round of bridge maintenance discussions.

    Foreign Currency in NYC Parking Meters

    Need drachmas? How about shillings? Pesos? Rupees? Just head on down to New York City and place a bid on foreign coins found in parking meters.

  • You May Ignore This Post

    This is a test post. I have another website coming online soon, but it’s having…issues. This is a debugging tool. Feel free to enjoy the music, though.

    EDIT: Music gone. Still debugging.

    EDIT: Podcast UP!

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