The Evil Eyebrow

Category: Random

  • In Case You're Bored…

    …toast some bread.

  • Amusing Inference

    Warning: The following post can be likened to blaming global warming for the hot weather we had in March. It should be taken with all due amusement…

    Today I read a story:

    SEATTLE — A 27-year-old man described as one of the world’s top spammers was arrested Wednesday, a development that federal authorities said could lead to an immediate, perceptible decrease in the amount of junk e-mail winging its way across the Web.

    (emphasis added)

    Interestingly enough, I dealt with about 10 times more spam blog comments than in the past 6 months.

    Coincidence? Not unless you think Lee Harvey Oswald as the sole gunman is a coincidence… [sinister laugh]

  • It's the End of The World

    Blog Like It’s The End Of The World

    My Elves are Different is calling for a worldwide blog-o-bonanaza on June 13th, 2007. Blog Like it’s the End of the World asks that you blog about the Zombie invasion going on in your town, or around the world, that day, from your own perspective.

    I’m doing it. Are you?

  • Taunted by a Clown

    Yesterday I participated in a service project with the Georgia chapter of ITE. We adopted a piece of Cumberland Boulevard to take care of as a part of the Cobb county Adopt-a-Mile program.

    We found some interesting things during the litter clean up: panties, shoes, a rancid dead racoon, a credit card, 1 dollar, and random other junk. The project was capstoned when I was taunted by a clown.

    I was walking up the median of the road, right across from the Cumberland Mall MARTA bus station when I hear, “Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah!” I turn and see a clown, in full regalia, pointing at me and laughing. He says something that I can’t hear over the traffic noise, so I yell, “What?!” He then yells back, “Ha ha! I’ve been there! I’m glad I’m not doing that!”

    I think for a moment and then respond, “Dude! We’re not serving time, here!”

    So, the lesson for the day was: Don’t hire clowns for your child’s birthday party. They may be convicted criminals who have served time doing community service hours.

  • Alarm Clock with Retracable Snooze

    I need this alarm clock. It might get me out of bed and awake rather than like the last several days where I don’t even remember turning off the alarm.

  • Chicken

    Thanks to jazzmasterson for showing me the way to present at conferences.

  • Website Story

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    You must check out this website. It will bring whole new meaning to your kitchen.

  • Only Two More Posts

    This is a totally egregious posting.

    Down below, you’ll notice one of those internet quizzes, this one concerning what american accent I speak with.

    Unfortunately, the way it is formatted really screws with IE version 6, and probably others. So, I’m trying to get it off the front page. If you don’t see it below, then there must be two or more postings above this one.

    As I said. Egregious.

  • According to American Idol

    It does not pay to strive to be a good teacher. You just need to be hott, with two ‘t’s.

    This is why Sanjaya survived as long as he did on American Idol.

  • I'm Invited!

    Ivanka Trump wants to teach me her secrets of success.

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    If you can’t read that tiny text above Ivanka’s head, here’s a closeup.

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    Whoopee! I can learn her self-made millionaire secrets, which probably boil down to, “I’m really good at picking my parents.”

    But the wrapper on this piece of candy was the first sentence of the accompanying brochure.

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    “4”? I have no response to that.