Category: Opinion

  • Hugo Short Stories

    The 5 short stories nominated for the Hugo Award are available to be read, for free, and they’re conveniently linked by SF Signal. They are all, with the exception of “Last Contact” by Stephen Baxter, going to be on Escape Pod, too, in the next few weeks (“Tideline” was last week).

    My calls:

    “Last Contact” by Stephen Baxter: Good story. Nice Dialogue. Depressing as hell.
    “Tideline” by Elizabeth Bear: Good Story. Traditional. Predictable. Happy. I liked this one well enough.
    “Who’s Afraid of Wolf 359?” by Ken MacLeod: I loved this story. A bit campy, but I still loved it. It’s my favorite of the five. I asked Steve Eley if I could read it for Escape Pod, but it didn’t work out due to scheduling. [sigh]
    “Distant Replay” by Mike Resnick: Weird love story. No idea what it really meant. Not my kind of story, but others may like it.
    “A Small Room in Koboldtown” by Michael Swanwick: Good story in the vein of a hard-boiled detective short set in a fantasy setting. I liked it.

    So, if I were a member of WorldCon, I’d vote for “Who’s Afraid of Wolf 359”. One of these days, I’ll go to that con.

  • Science Fiction is Love

    Do you like science fiction? I like science fiction. I like science fiction because so much of science fiction is fucking hilarious.

    For example. John Scalzi. I’ve read this story several times, but I read it again today and I’m sitting here, at my desk, at work, trying not to advertise the fact that my guts are quaking with suppressed glee.

    “…INEXPLICABLY ENCASED IN AN ENORMOUS BLOCK OF UNFLAVORED GELATIN.”

    That’s funny.

  • We're Doomed!

    Scifi Disaster flicks are a staple of the industry. Good Scifi disaster flicks are the minority. It looks like there will be soon a new miniseries to add to the other category.

    Budgeted at $13 million, the effects-heavy “Impact” chronicles the aftermath of a meteor shower during which a piece of a dwarf star lodges itself in the moon. That triggers a series of anomalies on Earth, including cell phone service interruption, exaggerated tides and the occurrence of sporadic weightlessness.

    Astrophysicist Alex Kinter (Elliott), with a help of a female astronomer, discover that the moon has been dislodged from its orbit and is on a collision course with Earth.

    Oh, sigh. “Sporadic weightless ness”? “Piece of a dwarf star”? I’m not getting my hopes up. This sounds to be as poor as the Scifi channel movie “Earthstorm” which was so bad that I had to stop watching after 15 minutes it hurt me so.

  • "Don't Bore Me" -or- Why I'm not Finishing this Book

    I read Kate Elliot’s Manifesto this morning and it has pushed me over the edge to a decision I’ve been edging toward for the past few days. I will not finish Verner Vinge’s A Fire upon the Deep, despite being halfway through. Why? Because it’s boring me to death. I’m finding it to be work to read the next chapter.

    What’s funny is the concepts in this book are interesting. Vernor Vinge is one of the oft-cited Singularity authors, and this book contains some interesting twists on the slower-than-light and faster-than-light travel dichotomy. It’s still boring though, which disappoints me. It really disappoints me because this book is a Hugo award-winner and I just can’t finish it. I’ve got other books on my stack that are calling to me.

    If anyone has any Vernor Vinge recommendations, keeping in mind that this book won’t be completed, feel free to pass them along.

  • Tax Day, 2008

    Today is TurboTax’s day of reckoning. Will they burst their servers’ seams like last year or will they weather the storm? We shall see.

    That is my introduction the day’s topic of discussion: Taxes. As an American who proudly states that I live in one of the best countries in the world1, I really don’t have a problem with my tax load. According to my handy dandy calculations, our married-filing-jointly tax rate is surprisingly low. That is because we are doing some of the things that the tax code encourages us to do: be homeowners, donate to charity, etc. As soon as we have kids, or start contributing to IRA’s, or losing money on our farm, we’ll do even better!

    Unfortunately, it’s an election season, and moreover it’s looking like there will be a changing of the guard from Spend More than our Income Republicans to Spend More than our Income, but Raise Taxes a Bit to Make The Deficit Less Democrats. It doesn’t seem that fiscal responsibility is a big ticket item this election cycle despite it is arguably the most important long-term agenda item. Part of that is the difficulty in presenting an effective plan to the public that won’t immediately result in a pitchforks and torches party. I’m a realist enough to admit that people don’t want to make the sacrifices necessary to adopt healthy fiscal policies. That doesn’t change the fact that we’re rapidly chasing the rabbit down the hole and soon we’ll be in crazy land where someone can say “it’s only a 200 billion dollar deficit” and everyone nods like that’s a good thing.

    The process might be painful, but I see some low hanging fruit.2

    • 1) Get the hell out of Iraq. Whether you agree or disagree about the policies that got us there/keep us there, you have to agree that the war is costing a ton of money. That is money that shouldn’t be spent at all. The argument that it’s money that should be spent at home is a false dichotomy. This is money we’re borrowing and paying interest on.
    • 1a) Re-think the size of our armed forces. Armies and Navies are expensive. Do we really need to have one the size we do now? Military expenditures are the second highest item after social services. This is ultimately a policy decision, whether we want to maintain a force that can kick-ass any three places in the world. Personally, I think we have the premier fighting forces in the world, however the American philosophy of armed conflict is OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER until we win, then leave. We need to remember that last part: leave. I won’t stake too hard a position on this item, but it remains a huge portion of our national budget.
    • 2) Implement the FairTax provisions. BAM! You just freed up overhead expenditures that are being used by the IRS to monitor, interpret and enforce the tax code. Those expenditures, not no longer going into a sinkhole can be applied elsewhere in the federal budget.
    • 3) Do an across-the-board 10% budget cut. Or, show no budget increases for the next three years. That will equate to a 10% cut when inflation is accounted for.
    • 4) Remove the ability for Congress to include earmark riders in federal legislation. Okay, this one isn’t a low-hanging fruit, but it’s necessary to display some fiscal restraint.
    • 4a) Give the President the line-item veto ability when it comes to budget authorizations. That way, congress critters can tell their constituents that it wasn’t their fault that the pork subsidies weren’t increased. It was el Presidente!

    The problem, of course, resides with the politicians. Despite campaign rhetoric, republicans have never been any more interested in small government than democrats. Even President Reagan only chose to exercise fiscal cutbacks in the arena of health and welfare. Ask the USSR about how much Reagan cut the military. The truth is that the demand for restraint is only going to work if the people get behind and push and I’m too much of a cynic to see that happening.

    I invite anyone who’s answer to these proposals is “it’s just not that simple” to explain to me why it can’t be that simple.

    Update: After I finished writing this, I saw a news item about McCain’s Tax Day speech. He’s proposing that congress “help spread relief across the American economy” by declaring a Federal gas & diesel tax holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The Federal fuel taxes are 18.4 cents per gallon of gas and 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel. By my calculations, that will save me and Jenn about $59 this summer. I think I’ll let the Feds keep it, especially because that $59 directly funds my job. I can see where a gas tax relief would help people who are more dependent on vehicles, such as truckers, but this is just pissing in the wind. Three months of no fuel taxes will mean three months of no receipts into the Federal Transportation Infrastructure Fund, which will spell worse funding issues later, meaning the need to raise taxes. How does this help?

    1 that title is debatable, and I don’t necessarily disagree with those people who state that we are not the best country presently
    2 while reading this, please keep in mind that my salary is directly affected by government spending. I’m a traffic engineer working for states and counties, so it’s not like I’m divorced from this topic

  • The Idiot Plot and Other Things

    This man says many things I agree with concerning my reading of novels. No idot plots. Less Deux ex Machina. As I get older, I find myself less and less inclined to read stuff that I used to like. I guess this is me maturing as a critical reader; I demand more out of my escapism.

  • Flight Check-in Woes

    I learned today that Delta is following other airlines’ lead and has started charging for a second checked bag. $25 is the nominal fee. My response? What will this do to check in lines?

    Honestly, I don’t really object to the airlines charging us more for carrying more luggage. If they need to do that to stay in business, then that’s what they’ll do. Of course, it might lead me to airlines that don’t charge that extra bit, but it’s all part of the consumer selection model.

    What I strenuously object to are the waits that this is going to throw in at the baggage check in counter. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay that extra $25 when I purchase the ticket, so I might be showing up at the airport and need to pay for a second bag. This is going to add time and hassle to an already hassleful exercise. Blah!

    It’s amusing to me that 5 hours is my cut off right now for what is too close to fly to. If it’s five hours or less by car, I’m driving.

  • On a Personal Note…

    Today marked several things, two of which I’ll mention:

    One, I ran farther than I’ve ever run before (at one time). I mentioned this last fall, but I’m training for another half marathon and today I ran 13.3 miles. Very exciting, for me, at least.

    Two, we went to see Doomsday at the theater today. Ugh, double ugh. I honestly have nothing good to say about it. I suppose I can state that it was gratuitously bloody, but that’s not a plus in my book. They randomly blew up a little bunny rabbit! Seriously, the movie was a bad compilation of several others including Road Warrior, Aliens, and Escape from New York. Do not see this movie at full, or any price. You have been warned.

  • David Weber Book for Sale

    I am a big fan of David Weber’s Honor Harrington Series, which is on book 11, with several side novels* and 4 short story anthologies.

    To the dismay of his Honor fans, Mr. Weber writes in other worlds than just that one. I think we’re on a two and a half year hiatus (something like that) since the last one was released. In the interim, rabid fans of his other work are slavering over another of his series, which has been getting most of his time. Book number two is being released in July, but if you’re really interested, you can go to ebay and bid on an Advance Readers Copy (ARC) of By Schism Rent Asunder which someone is selling. Current price, with one day left, $200.

    Crazy people. Mr. Weber’s books are good, and for genre readers they are a gold mine, but I don’t think they’ll ever be worth that much. And from the comments I’ve heard in various places, the people bidding on this book aren’t looking for a collectible, they merely want to read it 3 months early.

    Geeks with too much disposable income.

    3/16/08 Update: As of right now, the bidding is up to $270 with twelve hours to go. We’ll see what it does in the last 5 minutes.

    *Actually, in the Honor Harrington universe, the side novels are really parallel mainline novels that take a great deal of the political and other maneuvering out of the main novels and keep them to a reasonable page count.

  • Harry Potter 7 is to be Two Movies

    I saw on the newswire that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be broken up into two movies.

    “It was born out of purely creative reasons,” producer David Heyman told the Times. “Unlike every other book, you cannot remove elements of this book.”

    I call bullshit. There’s no reason they can’t perform the surgery on this movie that they’ve done on every other. The movie franchise only has the vaguest resemblance to the book storyline, so saying that they can’t remove elements is crap. It might be born of a desire to do the whole book, which I applaud, or it might be more for financial gain, which wouldn’t surprise me.