Category: Random

  • Beware the International Call

    A co-worker of mine had a (presumably) wrong number on his cell phone this morning at 1:30 AM EDT. The number was 92213xxxxxx. He showed it to me because I’m one of the in-house geeks and he wasn’t sure what to make of it.

    I suggested that it might be an international call, but I was entirely unfamiliar with how to make one, so I wasn’t sure. We googled it, though and discovered that “92” is the country code for Pakistan and “213” is in Karachi.

    Now I sit and wonder how long before the black helicopters come swooping down to drag him to Gitmo. We’ll see.

  • Why Parrots are Annoying

    I do not self-identify as liberal. Nor do I self-identify as conservative. And I agree, Liberals are annoying (so are conservatives). But not half as annoying as this young woman. Let me know how far you get through the video.

  • Tax Day, 2008

    Today is TurboTax’s day of reckoning. Will they burst their servers’ seams like last year or will they weather the storm? We shall see.

    That is my introduction the day’s topic of discussion: Taxes. As an American who proudly states that I live in one of the best countries in the world1, I really don’t have a problem with my tax load. According to my handy dandy calculations, our married-filing-jointly tax rate is surprisingly low. That is because we are doing some of the things that the tax code encourages us to do: be homeowners, donate to charity, etc. As soon as we have kids, or start contributing to IRA’s, or losing money on our farm, we’ll do even better!

    Unfortunately, it’s an election season, and moreover it’s looking like there will be a changing of the guard from Spend More than our Income Republicans to Spend More than our Income, but Raise Taxes a Bit to Make The Deficit Less Democrats. It doesn’t seem that fiscal responsibility is a big ticket item this election cycle despite it is arguably the most important long-term agenda item. Part of that is the difficulty in presenting an effective plan to the public that won’t immediately result in a pitchforks and torches party. I’m a realist enough to admit that people don’t want to make the sacrifices necessary to adopt healthy fiscal policies. That doesn’t change the fact that we’re rapidly chasing the rabbit down the hole and soon we’ll be in crazy land where someone can say “it’s only a 200 billion dollar deficit” and everyone nods like that’s a good thing.

    The process might be painful, but I see some low hanging fruit.2

    • 1) Get the hell out of Iraq. Whether you agree or disagree about the policies that got us there/keep us there, you have to agree that the war is costing a ton of money. That is money that shouldn’t be spent at all. The argument that it’s money that should be spent at home is a false dichotomy. This is money we’re borrowing and paying interest on.
    • 1a) Re-think the size of our armed forces. Armies and Navies are expensive. Do we really need to have one the size we do now? Military expenditures are the second highest item after social services. This is ultimately a policy decision, whether we want to maintain a force that can kick-ass any three places in the world. Personally, I think we have the premier fighting forces in the world, however the American philosophy of armed conflict is OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER until we win, then leave. We need to remember that last part: leave. I won’t stake too hard a position on this item, but it remains a huge portion of our national budget.
    • 2) Implement the FairTax provisions. BAM! You just freed up overhead expenditures that are being used by the IRS to monitor, interpret and enforce the tax code. Those expenditures, not no longer going into a sinkhole can be applied elsewhere in the federal budget.
    • 3) Do an across-the-board 10% budget cut. Or, show no budget increases for the next three years. That will equate to a 10% cut when inflation is accounted for.
    • 4) Remove the ability for Congress to include earmark riders in federal legislation. Okay, this one isn’t a low-hanging fruit, but it’s necessary to display some fiscal restraint.
    • 4a) Give the President the line-item veto ability when it comes to budget authorizations. That way, congress critters can tell their constituents that it wasn’t their fault that the pork subsidies weren’t increased. It was el Presidente!

    The problem, of course, resides with the politicians. Despite campaign rhetoric, republicans have never been any more interested in small government than democrats. Even President Reagan only chose to exercise fiscal cutbacks in the arena of health and welfare. Ask the USSR about how much Reagan cut the military. The truth is that the demand for restraint is only going to work if the people get behind and push and I’m too much of a cynic to see that happening.

    I invite anyone who’s answer to these proposals is “it’s just not that simple” to explain to me why it can’t be that simple.

    Update: After I finished writing this, I saw a news item about McCain’s Tax Day speech. He’s proposing that congress “help spread relief across the American economy” by declaring a Federal gas & diesel tax holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The Federal fuel taxes are 18.4 cents per gallon of gas and 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel. By my calculations, that will save me and Jenn about $59 this summer. I think I’ll let the Feds keep it, especially because that $59 directly funds my job. I can see where a gas tax relief would help people who are more dependent on vehicles, such as truckers, but this is just pissing in the wind. Three months of no fuel taxes will mean three months of no receipts into the Federal Transportation Infrastructure Fund, which will spell worse funding issues later, meaning the need to raise taxes. How does this help?

    1 that title is debatable, and I don’t necessarily disagree with those people who state that we are not the best country presently
    2 while reading this, please keep in mind that my salary is directly affected by government spending. I’m a traffic engineer working for states and counties, so it’s not like I’m divorced from this topic

  • Flight Check-in Woes

    I learned today that Delta is following other airlines’ lead and has started charging for a second checked bag. $25 is the nominal fee. My response? What will this do to check in lines?

    Honestly, I don’t really object to the airlines charging us more for carrying more luggage. If they need to do that to stay in business, then that’s what they’ll do. Of course, it might lead me to airlines that don’t charge that extra bit, but it’s all part of the consumer selection model.

    What I strenuously object to are the waits that this is going to throw in at the baggage check in counter. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay that extra $25 when I purchase the ticket, so I might be showing up at the airport and need to pay for a second bag. This is going to add time and hassle to an already hassleful exercise. Blah!

    It’s amusing to me that 5 hours is my cut off right now for what is too close to fly to. If it’s five hours or less by car, I’m driving.

  • On a Personal Note…

    Today marked several things, two of which I’ll mention:

    One, I ran farther than I’ve ever run before (at one time). I mentioned this last fall, but I’m training for another half marathon and today I ran 13.3 miles. Very exciting, for me, at least.

    Two, we went to see Doomsday at the theater today. Ugh, double ugh. I honestly have nothing good to say about it. I suppose I can state that it was gratuitously bloody, but that’s not a plus in my book. They randomly blew up a little bunny rabbit! Seriously, the movie was a bad compilation of several others including Road Warrior, Aliens, and Escape from New York. Do not see this movie at full, or any price. You have been warned.

  • Bookshelves by Color

    I’m not this bored. Or artistic. Check out Chotda’s Rainbow Bookshelf.

  • Sunshine

    We finally got around to seeing the movie Sunshine”. In two words: It sucked. I wasted another two hours of my life on overblown trash.

    I’ve been looking forward to seeing this movie for 8 months and boy was I disappointed. The physics made no sense. The spaceship made no sense. The mission (even though it was a MacGuffin) made no sense. To top it off, it ended up being a monster movie. I’ll give you the last three, but why why why can’t they do the physics right? It’s not hard! Really! I haven’t been so disappointed in the physics of a movie since Mission to Mars.

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I now feel better about watching The Fountain, because at least that movie was supposed to be weird.

  • McDonald's and Science

    Apparently, they’ve not fixed their problem.

    A ways back, I noted that there was a bit of a science issue with the Happy Meal Container.

    Now, Milowent has made the same observation.

  • Email Spam

    I just received some email spam. The subject line was “New Job! Jargonizing!”

    I want a job where all I do is “jargonize.” It sounds like fun.