Month: August 2009

  • Tradgedy in Acadia NP

    A seven year old girl was killed by my namesake (hurricane Bill) at Acadia National Park when several people were swept off a cliff by a rogue wave. This happened at Thunder Hole, a popular destination at the park.

  • 2009 Peachtree City Triathlon

    North Atlanta Multisport Club (a few at least)

    Another race has come and gone. This one holds a special place in my heart because it was my first triathlon back in 2007. I ran this race last year, but didn’t have the opportunity to improve my time because I was injured.

    Let’s get the important stuff over first:

    Thanks to Sharon and David for coming out to cheer us on! It was a blast to have you there.

    Times:
    Bill: 1:12:35 which is a 10 minute improvement over 2007 (1:22:56)
    Jenn: 1:41:31 which is a minute and a half improvement over 2008 (1:42:55)

    Time breakdowns later. Right now let’s talk about…weeds!

    You may recall from last year I spoke of the forest of lake weed that had grown up in Drake Lake. I even posted a representative photo at the top of the entry to visually describe what it was like swimming last year.

    This year, we’d been told by the race director that they had brought in some carp to eat the weeds as they grew; that there wouldn’t be any at all during race day. I withheld judgment, given the floating mats of lake weed I got to plunge through last year.

    Happily, the lake was clean as could be (of weeds). Not a one came out to clog up my goggles, or get in my face, or cling to me as I rose from the deeps like the creature from the black lagoon. Well done guys!

    The race day weather was great. Partly cloudy and mid 70’s. High humidity though (I’ve been fantasizing about the first day that is cool and low humidity around here). Everybody was friendly and the volunteers were great, as always.

    Swim start was the usual confused muddle as we filed to the start line by twos. We were set loose at about 3 second intervals to head into the water at which point I’d already moved up five slots. A lot of people who do this race don’t hit the water running. I end up passing people before I’m even really into the water. You gotta do the high-legged run into the lake, guys, and then dive for it. Seconds count!

    Swim ExitThe third-mile swim was good—weed free as mentioned—and I came out in advance of my 9 minute target. I ran through transition, put on my helmet, glasses and shoes and was off on the bike course.

    I had a (slightly) amusing scene when I had to pull over off my bike right outside of the transition area. I called a volunteer over (“A little help!”) to hold my bike while I adjusted my timing strap which was flopping around1. She came over very tentatively and asked over her shoulder, “Can I do that?” Yes, you can.

    The bike course was normal, some shifting through ups and downs as we passed along the first couple miles and then just grinding through the course. It is not a technically challenging ride, with only a few sharp turns. I wondered if I were going to receive a drafting penalty during the first mile because I got caught up in a group of good riders that was being paced by a race marshal. I made an effort to show I wasn’t drafting even though I refused to drop off the group (it was very congested at this point). Thankfully I did not get a penalty.

    Coming into T2, I did a flying dismount (after cursing the woman in front of me during the final approach, there’s about a 300 meter no-passing zone and she was going slooooowwwwww) and ran to my rack. I actually passed people going down the aisle, which was kind of cool. I was happy that my legs weren’t trashed like they were at Chattanooga. I’m not entirely sure why because I wasn’t holding back on the bike. Whatever. I was happy. A quick transition to run and off I went on the 5k course.

    The 5k course for this race has a bit of evilness at the very beginning. Within half a mile you’re doing these quick whoopdee do up and down little hills. Not a one is more than 10 feet high, but they’re steep on both sides. This is cruel on legs that aren’t yet ready for the run portion. Yes, I know. I can hear you saying, “Suck it up, wimp!” but I can still complain that it hurts.

    I pounded through the 5k at my best pace. About a half mile in, a guy (who’s number I did not get) passed me and I noticed that he was in my age group. I commented on that and he smiled and kept going. He ended up being my Rabbit for the remainder of the race. I kept him in sight as well as possible.

    My 5k strategy for triathlons is pretty simple: First mile, survive. Second mile, maintain and push a bit. Third point one mile, let it all hang out. I managed this well, and I pulled up with my Rabbit about a half mile from the end of the course. He had been leap-frogging with a teenage (18) year-old woman in a tri-suit. I pulled past them at this point and mentioned, nicely, not cruelly, that they better not let me win and both of them took off after me. We were running flat out across the Drake Lake bridge and past other people. Both of them hung in until we came to the last uphill before the turn into the finish chute. I honestly don’t know what happened to them, but I started sprinting with everything I had left (not much) and left them behind.

    Overall it was an excellent race for me. Obviously I crushed my former PR in this race, but the way I handled the various legs was just about perfect. I would have beat my former PR even without a good race; I’m in much better shape. I’m also back to the point where I was in High School with respect to “running through the pain”. I got out on the run course and thought to myself, “This hurts a lot, but it’s only for 20 minutes. You can put up with a lot for 20 minutes,” and off I went.

    Of course, this has a downside, as I commented to Jennifer after the race: I haven’t run a race in the past year where I wasn’t going all out, balls-to-the-wall. I haven’t been racing for the fun of it. It is fun, but I need to schedule a race where I’m out there just for the hell of it, relaxed and carefree.

    I had a great time and look forward to next year’s race.


    Time breakdowns:

    Swim (1/3 mile) 8:42 12th in my age group
    T1 1:50 21st in my age group
    Bike (13.9 miles) 37:39 28th in my age group
    T2 0:50 3rd in my age group
    Run (3.1 miles) 23:35 24th in my age group
    Total 1:12:35 18th in my age group

    I’m pretty psyched about these numbers. It’s not like this isn’t a competitive race. Some notable things:

    • The time difference between 12th and 8th in the swim is only 20 seconds. If I could knock off 40 seconds, that would’ve put me in 5th. That’s totally doable by next year.
    • T1 was very tightly bunched. I did it in 1:50 and was 21st. 10 seconds faster I would have been 8th. 10 seconds slower and I would have been 60th.
    • Not much to say about the bike, just that I getting sick of being passed going up hills.
    • T2 was spot on. Don’t think I could have done that any faster
    • Run times were great. Next year I’ll be working on my 5k times so this should come down.
    • 18th Position is awesome for me. That’s the top 15% of my age group. This qualifies me for age group nationals next year if I choose to go.

    Really Tired


    1: I almost always end up with a timing strap that is too big for my leg. Next time, I’m bringing a safety pin or a needle and thread and I’m tacking the loose end onto the strap. I lost 10 or so seconds on that, which would have moved me up in my age group!

  • The 24 Character Poll!

    Through intimidation, mockery and cajoling, I’ve managed to get people to do all of my work and supply me with numerous entries in my 24 Character Joke contest (Prize is Cookies!).

    Here are what I’ve selected as the top five:

    • Dr said run 4 my health
    • It’s just a flesh wound
    • Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
    • Oral thermometers only
    • Well, doesn’t this suck!

    Don’t vote here! Notice I’ve turned off commenting. Go over there, to your right, and vote in the poll. Whichever one gets the most votes will be on my RoadID and the author will get some cookies from me. I make a mean chocolate chip cookie, but I’d be open to other selections.

    The poll will be open for a week. I’m kinda partial myself to “Ia! Ia! Cthulu Fhtagn!” and “Well, doesn’t this suck!” but I only get one vote, also.

  • The Guild

    You’ve been watching The Guild, right?

    Season three is coming up soon! Like, 5 days on Xbox Live and 10 days to the general population!

    If you haven’t been watching then shame on you. Start here and watch the first season, then go here and watch the second season, then watch this. Totally awesome:

  • Three Tons or 6000 Pounds?

    What sounds like a bigger number to you? Three tons, or 6000 pounds?

    This question arises from a story in this morning’s AJC about a man convicted of abandoning medical waste that was supposed to be disposed of properly.

    An Atlanta businessman was sentenced Wednesday for abandoning more than three tons of human and medical waste at a site in DeKalb County.

    Lee had collected the 6,943 pounds of medical waste at various locations but failed to deliver it to an appropriate disposal facility.

    When I got to that part of the story my brain went, “Oh, that’s not so bad as three tons. Wait…”

    Apparently I’ve been trained to think of tons as REALLY BIG NUMBERS but pounds as just kind of so-so.

  • Hurricane Woman Chaser!

    Thanks to the National Hurricane Center, I learn that I chase women across the north Atlantic.

    Hurricane Bill

  • Uniform Dress in Schools

    There’s an article in this morning’s AJC about schools in the Atlanta Metro area adopting dress standards. No uniforms, but a uniform look. Go read it if you want to know more.

    What I like about this article is the following quote

    At Simonton, principal Dot Schoeller said, her message is: “If you come to school in play clothes, you’re here to play. If you come in professional clothes, then you’re here to work.” She’s been heaping compliments on the older students, telling them they could pass for “college kids.”

    She must have gone to a different college than me. Or any other college I’ve been to, ever.

  • Working the Crowd: Ignite

    Ignite is a series of 5 minute presentations on all sorts of different things. The presenters get exactly 5 minutes, with 20 slides and the slides are autoadvanced every 15 seconds. It’s a cool setup because you have to compress the information you’re showing down into its most elemental form.

    This one is on how to work a crowd in order to meet and greet. These are things I’ve heard (and practiced) before, but it’s always good to get a refresher. I’d add something to the list: Always read the paper before you show up to a group gathering. It’s important to know what’s going on locally.

  • Fun Video

    Performance

    Heh heh heh. I’m living this right now.

  • 24 Character Joke

    Those people on Twitter are familiar with the 140 character limit for postings. That makes for condensed humor in its purest form.

    I, however, need to come up with a joke that occupies no more than 24 characters and is worthy of being found on my dead body.

    Why?

    I have a nice discount on a Road ID, which is an anklet you wear while running or biking which carries important info like your name, contact information for people who can make decisions for you, allergies, etc. You get five 24 character lines. I’ve got my Name, 3 people to call in case of a problem, and NO KNOWN ALLERGIES. That leaves one last line for a joke to amuse the paramedics.

    Please submit all entries either here, on Facebook, or on twitter. I’ll announce the winner next week and it will be worn on my body for the forseeable future! The Prize is Cookies!