Month: May 2005

  • First Interstellar Vehicle

    Voyager 1 has reached the heliosheath as evidenced in the linked article. “Who cares?” you ask, whilst munching popcorn, watching clonetroopers duke it out with Jedi? I do! And you should too, as this is a phen0menal display of engineering acuity.

    Voyager 1 was launched 35 miles from my house, in 1977. At least, the house I lived in then. Since that fiery debut, it has passed the gas giants and coasted all the way to the edge of interstellar space. Rumor has it that Nasa wants to cut funding for the Voyager program and turn off the probes. It think that would be a shame at this stage, with no other programs in the works to explore the same regions.

  • Evolution: Fact or Theory (or Fiction)?

    As of today, a Google search on evolution produces “about 91,200,000” results. I’m sure by tomorrow, that will have changed. Controversial subjects will do that. (Actually, in the time it took me to write this entry, it blossomed to 92,300,000)

    What’s equally amazing is just how uneducated people are about evolution! I include myself in that pile. A few days ago, a conversation with a co-worker came around to the topic of speciation (893,000 hits for speciation) and he and I both agreed that there had been no observations of a speciation event in the laboratory or the wild.

    It was bugging me after that conversation that I couldn’t speak with any real knowledge about evolution. I decided to use the internet to do some searching, to see what I could find. Well, I found quite a bit.

    Did you know that speciation has been observed numerous times since at least 1905? I did not, but now I do. Of course, by “observed” we speak of a scientifcally determined differentiation between creatures which is dependent on what species really means, anyway. I’m not going to argue with a bunch of biologists, go read it for yourself. Furthermore, speciation has been “observed” by methods other than the Mark I Eyeball. It only takes a moment of critical thinking to determine that. 1) Life is derived from other life. 2) There are life forms that exist now that did not millions of years ago. 3) Therefore life forms must change into different life forms, over time.

    Ahhh, but why am I bothering with this mental doodle, you ask? It’s because there are a number of topics that are subject to heated debate, and those of us who are going to tilt at them windmills, should at least be educated about the topics in question.

    For Example: If you follow the news, you’ll know that Cobb County, Georgia, my fair home, placed a sticker on the front inside cover of biology textbooks within the county. The sticker says, “This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.” I’ve learned a lot about evolution since this debate heated up; let’s take it one sentence at a time.

    “This Textbook contains material on evolution:” Well, yes. It’s biology. As I understand it, evolution (not evolutionary theory, we’ll get to that) is the foundation of modern biology. Without it, biology would not exist. This sentence isn’t very controversial.

    “Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things:” I’ve learned through research that Evolution is a fact, not a theory. Why do I say this? Because Evolution is merely the statement that existing life has developed from pre-existing life; that creatures change in nature as time goes by. This is questioned/debated by virtually no one. There are no dinosaurs still roaming around and there were no humans when the dinosaurs existed, therefore things/creatures have evolved over time. That is verifiable, observable fact and to question it is to be a six-day biblical creationist. Now, what is theoretical about Evolution? Evolutionary theory is a theory which attempts to explain how creatures move from dinosaurs to birds, over time. Modern evolutionary theory is best represented by Neodarwinism which indicates that evolutionary processes proceed through slight mutations followed by natural selection. That is the “theoretical” part of Evolution, not evolution itself. The last part of that sentence says that evolution addresses that origin of living things. That’s not correct, although I think I know what the writers were trying to say. What they meant to put on the sticker should have been, “…regarding the development of living things,” but they didn’t. Evolution and Evolutionary Theory do not address how life began. They presupposes life, and then Evolution states that yes, things evolve, and Evolutionary Theory says, this is how they change over time. No origins in there anywhere.

    “This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered:” I bet that there is a very similar sentence in the introduction of the biology book where the scientific method is explained. Why bother including it on the cover. Or rather, why not include this sentence on the cover of every science textbook. That way, you’re covering your bases and teaching students not to be dogmatic robots.

    Now, I’m just an engineer with internet access. I’m not a biologist who can state an eloquent argument. If you disagree with my points, I refer you to the above links and some FAQing good FAQ’s there.

    For edification, I present the following sticker to be placed inside all Cobb County Physics Textbooks. Keep in mind that the scientific definition of “theory” is, “An idea so well supported by evidence that it would be really silly to not at least tentatively agree with it, until you develop countervailing evidence.”

    This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding the attraction of matter to other matter. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.

  • Store Wars!

    Store Wars! Coming to a supermarket near you!

    Definitely worth a looksee

  • Order 66

    I wonder how long it will take before the term “Order 66” becomes a pop-culture staple? Perhaps it will be relegated entirely to the more geekified sect of persons who are willing to sit out in front of a theater for hours waiting for a Star Wars film to debut.

    I’ve been trying to come up with a way that it might slip into usage. Something along the lines of, “I tried to find her last night, but she was 404,” or something similar. I suppose that it could be applied to standard betrayal lexicon. “I was 66’d by the system,” or, “They told me they would be at the movies at 9:00, but they 66’d me.”

    I bet it won’t take long to start hearing it, but I doubt that the people around me at work will be using it any time soon.

  • JibJab Teams with Budweiser

    On the JibJab mailing list, I learned that they’ve got a new teaser out to advertise their upcoming full-length feature short starring some of the Budweiser mascots. Hopefully Spuds will show up.

  • Revenge of the Sith: After The Fact

    We saw it! The crowd who gathered at the theater in Kennesaw was much rowdier than the one we’d particpated with in Lubbock for Attack of the Clones. A lot of people were in costume. The majority dressed as Jedi. (I’ve got nothing against women role-players, but seeing a Darth Vader with boobs prominently on display is weird)

    For now, to avoid persons accusing me of spoiling it ahead of time, I will only say this:

    • Effects, mucho grande
    • Acting, so so (I think Yoda did the best job)
    • Story, not as tight as it could have been, but Lucas had to tie everything up
    • Lightsaber Battles, awesome. Best part of the movie.

    Don’t expect a lot of philosophising just yet on this topic. I need to see it again before I can make a good judgement.

  • Revenge of the Sith

    Tonight, at 12:01 AM, we see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, along with a gazillion other crazy persons. People at work have told me to stay home tomorrow, or call in sith (stolen from the Atlanta Journal Constitution). I’m sure I’ll be wired and fired upon arrival at 8:00 to tell people just how great/crazy/loud/spooky/predictable/dissapointing/overrated/underated it was. Hopefully I will not be locked in my office until the madness wears off.

    Questions to be answered, in no particular order:
    1) Who is the most deserving of blame where the generation of the Empire and the takeover by Palpatine is considered?
    Options:
    a) Amidala (for evicting the previous Chancellor and for some odd reason falling in love with a whiny Jedi Apprentice)
    b) Palpatine (he does become THE EMPEROR after all, through connivance and assasination)
    c) Annakin (for being a little whiny boy who can’t keep his feelings in check)
    d) Qui Gon Gin (for picking up Annakin despite everyone else’s grave misgivings)
    e) Jar Jar Binks (for being a general dweeb and calling for the creation of the Army of the Republic)
    f) Bain Organa (for not seeing throug the machinations of Palpatine and earlier and attempting to put a stop to them)
    g) Obi Wan (for not training Annakin well enough to be a good, nice, Jedi)

    My vote is usually Amidala, but that’ s just to get a rise out of my wife. I think that ultimately it’s all Palpatine’s fault, but Qui Gon’s bears a large share.

    2) Will technologically advanced cultures every learn the sort of tactics common in medeival armies, or will they line up their troops and charge as usual.

    3) Are clonetroopers any more accurate than stormtroopers?

    4) Do clonetroopers have better armor than stormtroopers, i.e. can withstand the blow of a rock thrown by an Ewok?

    5) If any mechanically-declined Jedi can make a lightsaber, why aren’t there more of them knocking around the universe being used as convenient can openers, power-coupling cutters, industrial tools, etc., which they are eminently suitable for.

    6) What happens to C-3po’s memory and the little rockets that R2-D2 has? (the assumption here is that R2-D2 may very well remember everything that happens in Episodes 1-3 during the Luke Epoch, but chooses not to disclose painful family history)

    Man, I could go on and on. We’ll leave it at that. 5 Hours 28 minutes until the movie.

  • Blogware: What a Pain!

    “Learning curve like the Matterhorn.” That is a quote from The Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson. The character in question (Randall Waterhouse) was reffering to Unix, as opposed to small, furry desktop operating systems.

    For similar reasons, I’ve always been leery of jumping into the mess that is blogging because I didn’t want to take the time to figure out all of the esoteric crap that you need to know in order to operate a server-side database, SQL junk, etc (See, I don’t even know the correct lingo to complain about it all!)

    Never the less, I have decided that posting static html pages is a pain, so I’ll hammer myself into the blogging world the same way I did with other computer applications (and my career): jump in and screw up a few times until I’ve figured it out.

    Thankfully, blogging software is quite mature at this time, and surfing around shows an enormous number of different websites or programs that will allow you to do whatever your tender heart desires. See Asymptomatic.net for a comparison of Blog Software . As I didn’t want to spend too much time looking before playing, I decided to go with Asymptomatic’s recommendation: WordPress.

    After some trials and tribules, I’m here. I strongly recommend WordPress because of the excellent wiki-based support and help system. It enabled me to get this blog running without too much hassle.

    Suffice to say, here’s my blog.