With only four and a half months left to go in this interminable election cycle things have become quite amusing for those of us who don’t listen to the news on TV and get most of our updates from the web.
I present, for your entertainment, Why You Should Vote for Barack Obama:
Barack Obama’s skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL. His blood is the color of the AMERICAN FLAG. His fingernails are the color of APPLE PIE. He rubs AMERICAN SOIL on his chest every 20 minutes, then cleanses himself with HOLY WATER.
Truly, Senator Obama is a most American of Americans.