J over at Blah, Blah, Blog has pointed me toward an article about a mother who sold her teenage son’s car because she found alcohol inside.
The ad reads: “OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don’t love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.”
As an up-front threat, this one has merit. “Son, if you break any of these rules, we’ll sell your car. No excuses. No parole.”