Month: June 2006

  • Rush to Vitamin V!

    Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for possessing Viagra without a prescription.

    Eh?

    I’m probably the second-to-last person on planet Freak to defend Rush Limbaugh (because he is a total nutjob), but this is a little over the top. What the heck is Homeland Security doing? Reading everyone’s prescription pill bottles to make sure they are carrying their own and not the ones prescribed for Osama Bin Laden? Is one pill bottle a matter of importance to Customs? Is this normal procedure? Questions, questions, questions.

    The story does not go into details of the actual search, so I’m assuming he was searched for normal reasons, but for them to compare names on that bottle seems like going the extra mile. If the dude needs Vitamin V to make the beast with two backs, then for gu’s sake, let him! If it’s not his prescription, and he’s taking it without a doctor’s order, than his health problems will be just that: His.

    Let him get back on the radio and rant about people who are doing drugs and hiring illegals and all that hypocritical stuff. The government has got better things to do than worry about him. Once the Democrats are back in power, then they can really persecute him.

  • Two (at least) Harry Potter Characters Die

    According to the canonical source, Ms. J. K. Rowling, author of the series, Harry Potter and the *, two characters (at least) will croak in the seventh and final book. From an article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

    During an interview broadcast Monday on Britain’s Channel Four, Rowling revealed that at least two characters will buy it but was careful not to say who.

    The author also noted that the last chapter of the seventh book was written awhile ago.

    “The final chapter is hidden away, although it’s now changed very slightly,” she said in the interview. “One character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn’t intend to die.”

    Hmmmm…

    <SPECULATION>
    Methinks that she has always intended Voldemort to be killed in this last book, so that bumps the minimum number of character deaths to three, given a reading of that last line above. Questions will now abound about who the other two are.

    Of course, she has a lot of people to choose from. There’s all the members of the Order of the Phoenix. It could be Lupin or Moody or a dozen other people. If, like some of us believe, the seventh book still revolves around Hogwarts, any of the teachers are fair game, plus all the students, people in Hogsmead, etc. And don’t forget the character cast from the Ministry! Literally, there are dozens of “characters” that might find their way under Ms. Rowlings diabolical pen. When she said “characters” she might have been throwing us ye olde vermillion herring. She didn’t say “main characters” after all.

    For my money:

    • Voldemort dies, killed by Harry by way of the prophecy and Voldemort’s interpretation of it.
    • Snape dies, in a final act of “redemption” in order to save Harry. This dovetails from Harry’s ruminations in The Half Blood Prince regarding all of the people who have sacrificed themselves for him (Dad, Mom, Sirius, Dumbeldore). Snape will be the final card in that flush, I think. Although, Snape might possibly get the “reprieve” mentioned above. And, I quotated “redemption” because I don’t believe that Snape is part of the Dark Side. I think he’s following some deep plan of Dumbledore’s.
    • Moody dies. This is just a guess, but that man wouldn’t be happy dying in his bed. He’d be more likely to go out in a blaze of glory, battling the Death Eaters.

    I do not think that J.K.Rowling will kill Harry or Ginny, Ron, or Hermione, although I’m a bit up in the air concerning Ginny. No, now that I think about it, I don’t think Ginny will be killed.

    </SPECULATION>

    That’s about it for me. Feel free to speculate on your own time.

    OH OH OH! I almost forgot…

    <SPOILER>

    Beware of Spoilers! If you’ve been living under a rock, you probably don’t know of what I am about to speak…

    Where are the Horcruxes (Horcrucae? Horcruces?)? It is commonly accepted amongst H.P. fans that R.A.B., who placed the note into the locket retrieved at the end of Half Blood Prince was Regulus Black, who was a death eater and was killed after he tried to back out of his evil commitments.

    I recently re-read the series and noticed that the locket we are all assuming is the real horcrux (found in the cabinet in the living room of Black Manor in Order of the Phoenix) was being cleaned up at the time of mention! They were placing all the things found in that cabinet into bags and then…who knows? What did they do with the bags? Where did the locket go? The next scene in that room implies that there wasn’t anything left in the cabinets, if the cabinets themselves were even still there. So, will Harry Potter be going dumpster diving to find the next horcrux? We shall see…

    </SPOILER>

    And speaking of speculation, I can’t be alone thinking that the final horcrux that Voldemort intended to make with Harry’s death when he was a child is now resident in Harry’s scar. Yes? No? Anyone?

  • Snakes on a Blog

    The NY Times had a short blurb this morning concerning Snakes on A Blog, and I am sending you there because it’s highly amusing.

    The NY Times article was not about the Snakes on a Blog, per se, but about an experience that the fellow who runs it had with Comcast. Apparently, and this is all lined out on the blog, a Comcast repairman came to work on his internet connection, then fell asleep while trying to get a call through to his own company’s technical service. A video is posted.

    Oops.

  • American Gods

    I finished American Gods, yesterday. It was pretty good, although it made me wish I was more familiar with Norse, Native American, Indian, Irish, French, German, etc., mythology before I read the book.

    Quick synopsis: Immigrants brought with them their Gods. America is not a good place for Gods. Gods need to do something to survive. Go.

    It is not a slam-bam wow book, but it is good. I would recommend it.

  • Anatomical Inquisatory Acquisition

    I recently responded to a post on Live Journal, explaining that I had ceased running for a month because I had tweaked my erector spinae and paraspinal muscles. Then I thought to myself, “Self, is it really those muscles, or some other set and you just made that crap up?”

    Off to the web! We need an anatomy resource!

    • http://www.bartleby.com/107/ Gray’s Anatomy. The Authority. But difficult to read on this website.
    • http://www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html This site superficializes. For example, You can’t look at the erector spinae or other deep muscles! Damn them!
    • http://www.msjensen.gen.umn.edu/webanatomy/ This site just weirded me out. I clicked on the page and the first things I read were: “Test Your Knowlege: Self Tests” and “Play Against Others: Multiplayer Games.”

      Mulitplayer anatomy games? Sounds like FUN! Let’s click through…

      Well, it’s a Jeopardy-ish type game, but I didn’t see the multiplayer aspect. Oh well. I elected to be tested in my cardiovascular knowledge and learned that I don’t know much.

      This site is “A collection of study aids for entry-level anatomy and physiology students,” a quote taken directly from the page. Mostly a collection of quizzes. I did not think it was going to help.

    • All right, WARNING! If you click through to this link http://ect.downstate.edu/courseware/haonline/index.htm, you will be able to drill down and see images of a dissected human cadaver. If this would disturb you, do not do it! The link I’ve posted here will only take you to the home page, but it’s on your own head if you keep going. I didn’t think I was going to find what I was looking for here either, and I want to enjoy breakfast this morning (I thought about trying for med school when I was in college—early college—but I didn’t think I could cope with cutting people up for a living).
    • I could go on, but none of these links was really satisfactory. Thankfully, I have a copy of The Anatomy Coloring Book and Gray’s Anatomy (not to be confused with the TV show).

      The lesson here is, the web can’t do everything, yet. There are still plenty of things where you need to sit down and pore over a reference book.

      Back to my coffee now. And I still haven’t answered my own question.

  • Google Sketchup

    No, Google is not making ketchup. They’ve “recently” released a 3D modeling package for free download (with a licensed option for commerical use). It is an easy, intutitive modeler that allows you to quickly build three dimensional models of buildings and rooms. At least, that’s as far as I’ve gotten with it. It is not a true 3D modeler in the sense of ProEngineer or Unigraphics, but it will let you build a house or an apartment room or a building to scale. To see some examples, go to the 3D Warehouse.

    This seems like the perfect thing to use to design our downstairs renovation. At least, to get an idea for it. I don’t think it will drill down to the depth of placing fixtures and plumbing and electrical lines. But, I won’t have to do all the work on paper, or with Microstation CAD software at work!

    I believe that this software was mentioned to me previously by fraudirector and mdsteele47. Yay them!

  • Interactive Urbanization History

    The BBC has published an interactive online map to demonstrate urbanization trends of the past 50 years. Rolling their cursor back and forth to watch the asian urbanized centers pop up and grow, then shrink back to nothing, is curiously fascinating. The feature shows N.America as (2005 numbers) 80% Urban population. That makes me wonder what qualifies as “urban.” A quick look around the website and some BBC stories did not net me that information.

    As any good engineer knows, the true understanding of a topic comes at that topic’s edges, i.e., at the boundary of what is considered Urban or Rural (is there a suburban category? I do not know). This philosophy applies everywhere in my life, and it probably applies to people other than engineers, but I can not attest to that very thoroughly. An example of this is the problems regarding gravity and quantum physics. Or, from my field, at the boundaries between where a roadway is operating at an acceptable level, and where it is not (a surprisingly narrow window of travel demand). But I digress…

    This comes from a weekly email I get from about.com featuring geographist (is that a word?) Matt Rosenberg. His missives contain geography tests that I rarely get entirely correct, and I’m usually guessing on half the answers. For example, I only got a 60% on this one. I need to read National Geographic more thoroughly.

    Of course, my opinion regarding “geographic knowledge” is already a matter of public record.

  • Improv in Best Buy

    What happens when an improv group named Improv Everywhere invades a Best Buy? Madness and Merriment!

    Imagine a large group of people entering Best Buy in khakis and blue polo shirts and milling around.

    My favorite quote from their report on the invasion:

    A little while later, an older woman with a handful of products walked past me at one point muttering to herself, “Everyone in this goddamned store is wearing a blue shirt and nobody knows a thing!”

    This brought to my attention through the offices of Schierer Space.

  • Dross & Nuggets

    This image is clear proof that if you take enough shots with your 2Mpx camera, eventually something will come out that is worthy of being blown up to 8×10.
    Our cat, Pysche, sitting in the sunlight of our bedroom.  Click through for a larger image.
    This is our lovely, freaky, hairy cat named Psyche (seye’-kee). She is named for the Greek Goddess of the mind, continuing our tradition of adorning pets with Greek Mythological names. Unfortunately, she has taken the name and applied it directly to its derived word, “psychotic.” She is, without a doubt, a freak.

    Also, she is very hairy and loves to share that hair with us, and the carpet, and the couch, and regularly condenses it into a nice tidy bundle and then vomits it back onto some flat surface in the house. I’ll never have a long-haired cat again.

    Don’t get me wrong, I love our cat. But she’s a freak.