Here is a link to a post by PZ Meyers of Pharyngula with a very thinly disguised methaphor for science vs. religion.
Let it not be said that I either endorse or anti-endorse this post. You must only read it, then start going through the comments. It’s the comments that make this post worthwhile.
If you aren’t familiar with stripper factories or beer volcanoes, I recommend to you His Noodly Appendage.
And I, too, want to have a flaming tiger next to my bear volcano.